Hey Mom, look that's me, Lee, on the front of the cover of the Humorous Guide above! Call me! (Anyone else is also welcome to call me at 909-790-8622 with any questions about the guide, or Medicare in general; but only Mom gets to ask me if I've been eating right.)
Medicare is hard to figure out. The problem is not funny, but the
solution is! Get the Guide, and suddenly you go from a pain in the bun,
to having fun!
One of the biggest frustrations people have is gathering and trying to
make sense of so much Medicare information, much of which doesn’t
even fit their situation.
• There are four different key situations and the Medicare path a person takes
depends on their situation. There isn’t one Medicare Yellow Brick Road.
• Then, even when on the right path, there are forks in the road—watch out
for the forks!
Those complications are needless confusion caused by an air raid-like bombardment from all
sides; including from agents, insurance plans, and opinions from friends, in-laws, and ex-lovers. People often don’t realize that the reason the planeload of information is
conflicting is that some information is for one path and some for a different path. Then
there is the ex-lover’s path. I think it was called the psycho-path. Avoid that path.
[[[The thing is, you must know your ONE path before looking at
other information or listening to cousin Suzy, or reading dry-as-dust
material, otherwise you’ll get more confused and waste time AND
brain cells. If you want to waste brain cells, there are more enjoyable
ways, just ask your little brother. ]]]
This is really the first step! No silly, not your little brother’s methods for wasting brain cells,
but getting on the right Medicare path! You must get on this one now, early in the game, or
you’ll regret it.
Once you know your path, you can take your time and you’ll go forward with confidence,
recognizing and only reading information for your path. The rest you can use for lining the
bird cage. Your bird will thank you, it’s not a picky reader. Unless it’s a vulture, they only
read the obituaries.
What is the solution to finding your path and understanding the basics? Get a
Humorously Serious Medicare Guide from me,
Lee Martinson, Medicare Agent Man.
Here’s a few key things about the guide:
• It goes over the basics so you know which path to take, including the forks—the forks
matter! You’ll know what to do so you can avoid serious mistakes and penalties!
• Discloses a seldom talked about FLAW in ALL Medicare plans, even with “full”
coverage (including supplements), and shows you how to fix it. This alone makes the
guide a crucial read, because without knowing this, you could face high Medicare
costs!
• The guide is also brain friendly, unless you don’t appreciate clean humor. Studies show
that for most people, humor helps retain important information better so you won’t
get confused and will feel confident about your choice.
If you order this no-cost guide, your brain will thank you! Sure, your bird loses out and
won’t get this one for its cage; but It’s OK, your brain is more important than the bird.
Priorities matter!
The Guide is like those comedy traffic ticket classes, but for Medicare. It will take only 17
minutes to read and when you’re done you’ll have had some more chuckles and will know
how to hone in on and pursue YOUR SPECIFIC VERSION OF MEDICARE with a vengeance!
But hopefully nicer, please be nice, I like nice people!
I’m a broker in Yucaipa CA and I’ve helped over a thousand people with Medicare enrollment
and created thousands of smiles and chuckles; as well as feelings of nice accomplishment at
successfully getting Medicare and removing
the flaw and lowering their Medicare
costs. And why not?
